Funny news clip

This is what I call a funny news clip :)

My Top 10 Funny Quotes

I found few quotes I liked on net and wanted to share them with you :)

1. "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!"

2. "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

3. "I can't make you want me, All I can do is stalk you and hope you give in."

4. "You are so ugly that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals."

5. "I have the body of a God...too bad it's Buddha".

6. "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."

7. "It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

8. "I think... therefore I'm single."

9. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

10. "People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege."

Family foto

Timing is everything. A picture say more than a thousend words :)
Try to find ONE wrong thing on this picture :)


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